hope did you know that if a guy doesnt masturbate his testicles grow in size?
i’m going to pretend you didn’t tell me that so i’ll stop wondering in horror “would they ever stop growing. what if you could beat someone up with them. this is so nasty. balls seem like those really weird neighbours that you say hi to every once in awhile but they never say hi back and at first you thought maybe they didn’t speak english but there’s a growing suspicion in the back of your mind they’re government spies hellbent on figuring out what kind of paper towel you use for marketing research.”
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stormekh said:
the tanuki are REAL and they’re gonna beat people up with their SCROTUM
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